1.  ONE BLACK ONE  (For the hares)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way,
And the hares, (and the hares) and the hares, (and the hares)
And the hares on the dicky dido hung down to her kneeeeeeees,
Drink it down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down …….

 2.  WHY WERE THEY BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?  (For the hares)

Why were they born so beautiful

Why were they born at all?

 5.  HIS ONE SKIN

His one-skin hangs down to his two skin
His two-skin hangs down to his three
His three-skin hangs down to his foreskin
His fore-skin hangs down to his knee
Drink it down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down ...…

6.   DOUGH RAY ME   (to The Sound of Music, Do Ray Me)

Dough, the stuff, that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who serves me beer,
Me, the guy, who drinks my beer,
Far, a long way to the john,
So, I’ll have another beer,
La, La, La, La, La, La, La,
Tea, no I’ll have another beer,
And that’ll bring us back to,
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down ……

 10.  SHE’S ALRIGHT

She’s alright, she’s alright, she’s a bit flat chested, but she’s alright.